Serialized novel: Revenge of the Elfbride by Eric Gustafson
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In a nutshell: The famous elf hero is getting married— but to the wrong bride! Can a gaggle of conman wizards, barbarian oafs, and maniacal faeries save him before the right bride smashes him to bits?
The latest chapters
Revenge Of The Elfbride: Mar 31, 2013
Hail the Queen Eric Gustafson [2985 words]Filis held me like that for a few minutes. The tavern was dark and noisy, so it felt like we just disappeared into each other. I could feel her face twisting up against my chest, trying not to cry; when she released me, she gave me a broad smile, though her eyes were red.
“Isn’t it wonderful? I’ve always hated him. Now he’ll be out of my life for good.”
I’m not a stupid elf. An honest accounting: I’m short and awkward, and my hair tends to be a rat’s nest. I’ve got boats for feet, and I’m not exactly the best-dressed... [MORE]
Revenge Of The Elfbride: Mar 18, 2013
Finding Filis Eric Gustafson [2150 words]Airek Halfogre continues the lost narrative of the epic elfen wedding story
If my letters seem a bit shaky on this page, it’s because I have just scraped past a death more certain than when I was plummetting off that cold and craggy cliff.
Last night, I joined Glynhial in our room at the Robber’s Inn. Technically it’s my room, because I am the only member of our trio who can pay, even though what’s left in my pouch is a paltry sum. Luckily I always keep a substantial cache of emergency loot in my left shoe for such emergencies, one of the... [MORE]
Revenge Of The Elfbride: Mar 15, 2013
Airek resumpts Eric Gustafson [2474 words]Airek Halfogre picks up the lost narrative of the epic elfen wedding story (haphazardly translated to modern English)
My abduction at the hands of the mad faerie Glynhial almost ended with me smashed to bits on sharp rocks under a cold, craggy cliff. It might have been the most pleasant thing that happened to me on that horrible journey, because at least it would have brought a quick end to my never-ending troubles, and for a moment while tumbling down that vast height my sinuses cleared.
However welcome that fatal impact, it was not to be. The faerie, after... [MORE]
Welcome to Elfland
The Elf Life novel Revenge of the Elfbride is being serialized for free; there will be a more final ebook version later, but the online version is charityware…
We were evicted a few years back and continue to struggle due to ongoing financial and health problems. We are not trying to pay off a mortage or anything big like that, so much as raise funds for groceries, to keep utilities from being shut off, and to take the cats to the vet. That is our quest: to avoid the unholy fail.
Blog: Apr 11, 2013
Arms and the elf (still painting) Eric Gustafson[Notes] As they say on the internet, hot or not?
I didn’t initially see Filis’ arms as being so... [MORE]
Blog: Apr 7, 2013
Filis Fundraiser Eric Gustafson [139 words]At the moment we are facing immediate termination of our internet service if we can’t raise $80 to cover late... [MORE]